--Your name is Sam? Paul? Bill? Joe? No, wait, don’t tell me!
--There is a heavy anointing on you and your ministry– the Job anointing.
--Thus saith the Lord, “Thy wife is always right.”
--I think the Lord is calling you to a 40-day water fast.
--Does the word “poverty” mean anything to you?
--Now is the time to deal with that secret sin.
--The Lord will lift you up as an example for all to see – an example of what happens to a proud
and arrogant spirit.
--In the next two years the Lord will move mightily on this church, increasing His Spirit, power and authority.
Unfortunately,you will be shepherding elsewhere.
--I see your tombstone; it says “nineteen nineeeety...nevermind.”
--Thus saith the Lord, “Thy mother-in-law is also always right.”
--You are precious to the Lord; He will not allow you to continue in your sin. For your benefit He will
break you, yea, He will hold thy face in the dust and strew thy ruins across a desert land.
--During 1998 the stock market will...sorry, lost it.
--I’m getting a picture of your daughter’s future husband. His name is “Harley.”
No, that’s not his name; that’s what he rides.
--The Lord’s nickname for you is “My Little Ichabod.”
--Tell your wife not to put too much effort into decorating the parsonage.
--I hope the presence I am sensing is demonic because if it’s you, you’re in serious trouble.
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